lucyimh0me:

otsugani:

lilxedith:

jennnnnaaay:

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itsbrittanybitch:

blogsecret:

I’m really smart too. I take all AP classes and that makes me feel great. I have friends who care, but I’m lame and I love being rude to them in the end. I get to go shopping whenever I like and my family has a fair amount of money. I feel bad I get so much. I mean, my parents don’t care what I do! They let me do whatever I want. They let me talk about drugs with them. They let me have a macbook. They let me have an iPhone. Sometimes I feel really bad still. Like, I need to give back. Should I? I’m not even sure. Although, right now I feel bad for being so perfect. It’s not my fault I was born so lucky.

wow go fuck yourself. then gimme all your $hit. :]

itsbrittanybitch:

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why thank youu[:

itsbrittanybitch:

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itsbrittanybitch:

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itsbrittanybitch:

candicelies:

tiffanyyybaby:

taintedphase:

eeekboom:

taintedphase:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s carts when they
aren’t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
’ ‘Code 3’ in housewares’…. and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M’s on lay buy.

6. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you’ll
invite them in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your
nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the ‘Mission
Impossible’ theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your ‘Madonna look’ using different
size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say ‘PICK ME!’ ‘PICK ME!’

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream.
‘NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!!’

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then
yell, very loudly, ‘There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting ‘go, pikachu, go!’

lmfao! this seeems so fun ! i think i might do this for a friends birthday, like a mini scavenger hunt at walmartt or something  .  ahaha, thanks for the ideaa ! :D

Sure thing. :D

this is funny hahah :]

LMFAOOOOO. for #10 .. they sell guns at kmart/wal-mart? am i the only person that shops often enough and doesn’t know that? lol

itsbrittanybitch:

blogsecret:

You’re just like me. We have so much in common, and you’re absolutely adorable. You make me laugh and smile like no one else.
Yeah, you live like 600 miles away. But hearing that you’re going to come visit me soon, just makes my whole summer. I can’t wait to see you, and maybe when we finally meet and hang out in person, and not on webcam, you can fall for me too.
I’m more than a person behind a computer, webcam, and cell phone. I’m real, and I want you to see that.
I really can’t wait to see you. A few weeks seems way too long right now.

o___o wow i’m scared for you. but good luck though! & don’t get raped :)